Cheesie has always been my "everyone should follow the rules" kid, followed closely by, "if you don't do it right I'll tell someone." So tonight in the kitchen Blondie and I are talking about the chocolate given to me Friday by various students in my class.
Me: Nooooo, I wouldn't eat the chocolate for breakfast. (even though I really would)
Blondie: I saw so-and-so eating chocolate for breakfast.
Cheesie: OOOHHH. Did you tell on her. She should be in trouble.
Me (exasperated because this kid won't relax): Cheesie, relax. It must be really exhausting being in charge of making sure everyone behaves.
Cheesie looks at me very seriously and says: Yes, mom, it is.